The Stuff of Legends!
You know what sucks about SKB 3i series cases? It's that people who buy them rarely ever need another case. Seriously, it's bad for business. Unlike just about every other case on earth, these things are virtually indestructible - they're impact proof, waterproof, fungus proof, even urban legend proof! It's true. Say some guy's walking home after a gig, his mixer and other gear safely stowed in his SKB 3i-2011-7B-C, and he gets abducted by aliens. Well, these funny looking little green men with their bug eyes and probes, they take one look at this SKB 3i-2011-7B-C, and they're like, "We've totally gotta check this out!" So they use their alien laser beams and whatever, but they can't penetrate the corrosion and impact resistant ultra-high-strength polypropylene copolymer resin shell.Finally, one of the little green men (let's call him Xarg) gets wise and takes a look at the continuous molded-in hinge, noticing the 3i-2011-7B-C's trigger release latch system. Well, it takes Xarg a good minute to open the latches, what with him only having the tree fingers and all, and in that time, the dude figures out a plan of escape. But it doesn't matter - once Xarg opens up the 3i-2011-7B-C, he sees the ultra-cool pick and pluck cube foam inside, and he's like, "Woah, guys, we're no match for this advanced species!" So the aliens dump the guy out over a lake. It's a good thing the 3i-2011-7B-C is waterproof, huh? In the end, the slightly soggy dude pulls out the collapsable handle and rolls his 3i-2011-7B-C and his gear home safe and sound.
SKB 3i-2011-7B-C Case Features at a Glance:
- Interior: Cube Foam
- Length: 20.38"
- Width: 11.44"
- Height: 7.5"
- Lid: 2"
- Base: 5-1/2"
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